"A Beautiful Woman was out walking her dog one day, when Mitt Romney aproaches her, Mitt starts telling her how much he loved the cute little dog, the dog started to lick Mitts hand as he was being petted, The dog all of a sudden stopped and… started to growel at Mit then the dog started to lick his butt, Mitt Romney ask the lady why the dog growled then licked his butt after licking his hand, The bueatiful Woman replied With ” My dog growled at you because you are a republican, and licked his but to get the taste out of his mouth”."